BOFH-2012 EX-Q, the ultimate Bastard Operator From Hell Excuse generator.
- Not sure why the server is not working right?
- Can’t be bothered to figure why the mails aren’t being served?
- Just want to shut up the person on the other side of the phone line?
Now you can do all that at the touch of a button! Here are some examples of super useful excuses you can use:
The Bastard Operator From Hell, affectionately known as the BOFH, is a series of stories by the legendary Simon Travaglia who wrote these back in the early ‘90s. If you don’t know who he is and you still dare to call yourself a geek/nerd, you are living a lie. Now go read these stories and don’t come back until you’re done.
Oh, you can download the sources and the text file with the excuses here: [LINK]. Enjoy! Be sure to read the README.txt in the zip file.