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New Product: BOFH-2012 EX-Q

BOFH-2012 EX-Q, the ultimate Bastard Operator From Hell Excuse generator.

  • Not sure why the server is not working right?
  • Can’t be bothered to figure why the mails aren’t being served?
  • Just want to shut up the person on the other side of the phone line?

Now you can do all that at the touch of a button!  Here are some examples of super useful excuses you can use:


The Bastard Operator From Hell, affectionately known as the BOFH, is a series of stories by the legendary Simon Travaglia who wrote these back in the early ‘90s.  If you don’t know who he is and you still dare to call yourself a geek/nerd, you are living a lie.  Now go read these stories and don’t come back until you’re done.


Oh, you can download the sources and the text file with the excuses here: [LINK].  Enjoy!  Be sure to read the README.txt in the zip file.

About Xander

Xander Soldaat is a Software Engineer and former Infrastructure Architect. He loves building and programming robots. He recently had the opportunity to turn his robotics hobby into his profession and has started working for Robomatter, the makers of ROBOTC and Robot Virtual Words.